My Daddy Is A Dancer

One day the teacher asked the children what their
fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up: Fireman, Salesman,
Doctor, Lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically
quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his
father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a
gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of
other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go
home with some guy and stay with him all night

for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
hurriedly set the other children to work on some math
problems and then took little Justin aside to ask him,

"Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic
National Committee and is helping to get Hillary
Clinton elected as our next President, but I was too
embarrassed to say that